I'm just a humorist who enjoys pissing off fools

i go by the number of views. most of what i post, i could care less if anybody responds at all, especially in a dump like this where the most dominant responders are alien assholian animated anal-excretions. a lot of responses here just means that many annoying, immature, ignorant, off-the-wall bullshit remarks to read.

studies show that the majority of the users of a site like this are just lurking and reading; seldom, if ever posting. i don't think i've ever seen ten people logged in here at once, but there's usually at least 25 guests, probably mostly bots sneaking around in our computers while we're connected.

i do this to educate and entertain and to be educated and entertained in return. it beats the crap out of watching the boob tube for this many hours most days in a lot of ways.

any of you guys taken a peak at thoughts.com? i'm such a great troll, the board is lit with threads attacking me, defending me and declaring the whole thing preposterous and infantile.

i'm hoping somebody will notice that my posts are seeking to entertain and stimulate friendly, intelligent discussion and are the opposite of being trollish

manchy infracted me for being jewish and pooky(hhrlisa) whacked me for being 'very, very annoying'


yes, i'm freaking nuts - more nuts than you know but:

1. i get paid by the feds and am certified safe to let out in public without being heavily doped.

2. i'm a chicago inner city native, which is about a nuts place to grow up as there is and i live in austin which proudly proclaims itself to be the world's weirdest burg.

fyi -- april 20 was also jimi hendrix's birthday. jimi would like to ask you all a question: